I'm gonna fuck because I want to, not because my brother's blackmailing me!

Stirred me up, gave me a blowjob, made me cum, and it was all friendship

I don't cheat, but I've had my tits shown and my dick sucked

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

I have a boner and she has a boss in Elden Ring — I'll put my dick in her mouth

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike