I'm a faithful wife, but my friend has a bigger dick, so I cheat

My ex is an asshole, but you're not, are you, bro? Come inside me

I'm gonna fuck because I want to, not because my brother's blackmailing me!

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

I have a boner and she has a boss in Elden Ring — I'll put my dick in her mouth

Stirred me up, gave me a blowjob, made me cum, and it was all friendship

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it